Saturday, 30 March 2019

What's an Iltis?

Ok, this is supposed to be a Jetta GLI blog...WTF.

Some of you might be wondering what that cameo headlight is in some of the photos.  It's an Iltis, a weird offroad offspring, borne of the German Army's need to replace 'The Thing' Type 181 and Audi's burgeoning Quattro endeavour.  Its not well known from the VW catalogue, and is basically a parts grab assembled on a single, ugly, utilitarian platform.  I acquired one while I was in the Canadian Army back in 2006.  My dad actually did all the legwork, dealing with an Edmonton-based auction house.  He acquired 6 or 7 (can't remember) of them back in 2004, to 2006.



Mine came from Highbury depot in London, with evidence of belonging to the 1st Hussars.  Here is how she looked when she was dropped off, looking like a parts machine for the repair dept.  It only cost $750 at auction.




It was pretty well intact, missing the roof, and wiper motor and some odds and ends.  With a new fuel pump, it fired right up.  The rust was minimal, but typical of these beasties, the floor under the battery under the rear seat was rotted right thru, which is what probably sidelined this one.  in 2005, the Chevy Milverado replacement was well underway and these were being pushed to the fenceline at Army depots every week.



I had no intention of keeping the military accoutrements intact, so I had a custom black boat canvas top made, and the blackout lighting was removed.  The broken mesh was removed from the bushguard, and other updates made.  And eveybody seems to cringe at the S1 steering wheel painted green, but f^ck off, its my ride.  Other than that, it's still basically stock though.  Under the bonnet, its all VW, a mild 1.7L carb'd gasser in there.  Nothing earth shattering, but VERY familiar.  In fact, I just donated the engine it came with to another dubb'r who is planning to install it in a swallowtail.





It has a 24V electrical system, to run the CF radios, but its kind of a pain.  There's no reliability problems, and everything is rebuildable, but I can't just go into the garage and grab an alternator, coil or starter off the shelf and throw it on.




After playing with it hard for a couple years, and replacing both the trans and rear diff, I've been a lot nicer to it lately to keep the stress off the wallet.  The rear diff was a real challenge to find, so if I broke it again, I'd be up sh^ts creek for another.


I rarely drive it much these days, its on silverwheels insurance, so it doesn't owe me much.  My kids would disown me if I sold it, but it is in need of some considerable work.  The lower windshield frame is rotten, and the clutch needs replacement, so those are on the order of battle this year.  I also had a matching trailer at one time, but with it weighing 700lbs empty, it was a real pig behind the anemic 1.7



So just like my roomate bought a mk1 Jetta (whitey) cuz he liked mine, he also bought an iltis too.  His in alot of ways was better than mine, and his was a rare Ambulance version.  As was typical with Ambs assigned to Army Reserve units, they were driven to the Exercise and parked for the week/end.  It was in immaculate shape, not wailed on like mine was, and if memory serves me, only paid $1200 for it.  Again, the battery floor was rotted out too.  Very common problem!


So I'm on the fence whether to keep or sell mine.  (Jeff sold his) I don't really enjoy the utilitarian feel anymore, long trips really kick the sh^t out of you.  With the Cabby, it can satisfy the open air feel too.  I'm probably going to fix her up this year, and quietly sell her before the kids notice.  :)


UPDATE
Sold May 8, 2019.  BTW, the kids noticed.  Mallory was furious...




Saturday, 16 March 2019

Retro tunage...

I had no idea....

Part of this GLI restoration is to return it back to its former glory.  In doing so, I've decided to return the stereo back to stock as well.

I pulled a factory deck from the red GLI I scrapped, but alas it was missing the 2 post knobs.  Searching, and searching, and searching had yielded no source of JUST knobs.  Seems everyone tossed them out when they thought they were removing their decks for the last time.

So upon scouring Ebay, I found a local guy selling a rather beat up Alpine deck, refurbed for $100.  You heard right, for a Robert Borden.  I know what you're thinking, I'm crazy.  You can get a sweet single DIN bluetooth deck for the same price if you look hard enough, but such is retro.  Every deck I looked at was either junk, or commanding over the price of new.  NOS decks from the 80s were pushing $700+!!!


I think my uncle, rocked a similar Alpine deck in his '79 Trans Am, its cool but I just want the knobs. (for now) She's pretty beat up, FFWD and REW buttons are not stock, and the black surround is filed to fit through a hole with rounded corners...(why didn't he file the hole?!?  WTF?!?!) but its good the knobs fit the MEI well...


I believe this is a dealer-installed deck, an MEI CX155E.  It has the proper mk1 dash clips and Volkswagen face.  The harness pigtail is missing, but worse case I cut and solder to a new harness.

In retrospect, in my search for knobs, I saw Blaupunkts, and green-button Alpines, but they are fetching $300+...wow.  Not right now....but maybe someday.  Green-button Alpines are cool sh^t!



As far as speakers go, it reiterates my feeling that Cabbys are great mk1s, because starting in '87 they came factory with upgraded Infinity speakers in the doors and rear seat panels.  Both of which would fit into a modified stock speaker grille housing on the rear package tray of the GLI.

On the home front, finally got into the garage.  Another spring flood put 2" of ice on the floor, and froze the door shut.  My garage is f^cking garbage!  No place to store cars with any value.  Time to price out a new floor, (that slopes towards the door, not towards the back wall) and some kind of trench drain across the doors.

GRRRRR!


UPDATE SEP '19

The collection is growing!